Ewww
rkivic:

Gift for a friend. Painted in procreateapp.

rkivic:

Gift for a friend. Painted in procreateapp.

crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

Dad doesn’t even want to go to the supermarket to buy food for himself, let alone me

Well fuck you I want fruits and vegetables, also it’s Merlin’s 10th birthday on Friday and I am getting that fucker a cake even if it means walking to Mansfield

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

You’re telling me Patrick ain’t just a little bit fat and Squidward’s nose doesn’t look like a floppy penis

ktwisz:

For a Very Popular Bird; Hoppy borth Merlin
blacksmokeistheanswer

Ahhhh he knew it was a budgie when I showed him, that means he approves :D

ktwisz:

For a Very Popular Bird; Hoppy borth Merlin

blacksmokeistheanswer

Ahhhh he knew it was a budgie when I showed him, that means he approves :D

dxindustriesinc:

When people say I have hidden potential

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

image

silmarildust:

catgirl2525:

Cute baby otters!

baby animals will kill me i swear to god

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.