Err people what are you even doing here -_-

warsquirtle:

my sexual experiences in a nutshell

image

whistleandrun:

Spirited Away

whistleandrun:

Spirited Away

grumpyleopard:

blacksmokeistheanswer:

I’m so annoyed nice people live so far away

I’m so annoyed because of people. I’m going to win the lottery and live on an Island.

Same except I’m buying a Porsche

I’m so annoyed nice people live so far away

mishencetu:

Same here.

mishencetu:

Same here.

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

blacksmokeistheanswer:

Merlin has the fat grumble face on today

I have a character who's demiromantic asexual, but he's from a Celtic tribe that wouldn't use those labels. Any idea how to avoid the ace-until-he-meets-the-right-girl trope?

milliebee11:

blacksmokeistheanswer:

Oh man watch me give a terrible answer

Okay so demiromantic asexual

I mean he can still be in a romantic relationship, just not feel sexual attraction?

If he meets a girl I guess he can still fall in love with her (eventually) and have sex with her if it’s to make her happy?

It might be better if the character just didn’t know for sure (I mean heck I don’t know if I’m aromantic or demi something I generally just roll with “I don’t like people”) so nobody can say ‘well they were asexual then they weren’t ’

Idk the issue is more with characters that say are aromantic asexuals that live a life of constant ‘I’ve never liked anyone in any way I have zero interest in boyfriends etc’ then some guy wanders in and OH NEVER MIND OUT THE WINDOW I WAS WRONG

Sexuality is usually assumed as something by the reader anyway so unless you state in words ‘this character is X’ and then they appear as something else I don’t think it’d be a problem?

Wow stumbled through that

No, that makes sense!  It’s just good to get an opinion from someone’s who identifies as aro-ace, because you’d know better than me whether my writing is offensive!

You have Darylis’s sexuality down just right. :)

Darylis never feels an attraction to anyone he’s met, but he has a bit of a star-crossed lovers thing with one girl (Ennie).  They dream about each other for years before they really meet, and when they do it’s like OMG YOU’VE BEEN REAL ALL ALONG LOVE ME.  So he kind of … always knows he can feel romantic attraction, if only to Ennie.

Although she’s 100% het, Ennie’s an abuse victim and worries over not wanting to sleep with Darylis because he’ll miss out and all that.  But then Darylis is all like “Nope I’m cool with no sex ever!” and they all live happily ever after.

Sort of.

Ahhh that sounds pretty cool actually - that’s absolutely fine as well, seeing as

-He doesn’t fall for a girl that just walks past him one day, they’ve got a strong connection, if a strange one

- he’s not aromantic so there’s no reason their relationship should remain platonic

-He doesn’t have any big urge to have sex with her (it would even be acceptable if she DID want sex and he agreed)

I can almost guarantee you’ll get people say BUT YOU SAID HE WAS ACE AND LOOK A GIRLFRIEND WTF because asexual seems to generally translate to mean that person never feels love and never wants a girlfriend and they’re all virgins etc etc, it’s not true but it’s certainly the stereotype

*whispers* if this is the book with the griffins I’m honestly more interested in those

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

I have a character who's demiromantic asexual, but he's from a Celtic tribe that wouldn't use those labels. Any idea how to avoid the ace-until-he-meets-the-right-girl trope?

Oh man watch me give a terrible answer

Okay so demiromantic asexual

I mean he can still be in a romantic relationship, just not feel sexual attraction?

If he meets a girl I guess he can still fall in love with her (eventually) and have sex with her if it’s to make her happy?

It might be better if the character just didn’t know for sure (I mean heck I don’t know if I’m aromantic or demi something I generally just roll with “I don’t like people”) so nobody can say ‘well they were asexual then they weren’t ’

Idk the issue is more with characters that say are aromantic asexuals that live a life of constant ‘I’ve never liked anyone in any way I have zero interest in boyfriends etc’ then some guy wanders in and OH NEVER MIND OUT THE WINDOW I WAS WRONG

Sexuality is usually assumed as something by the reader anyway so unless you state in words ‘this character is X’ and then they appear as something else I don’t think it’d be a problem?

Wow stumbled through that

anepictimelord:

Here are some tips if you are writing a character who is aromantic or asexual until they meet the right person:
1) Don’t

mizzjade:

werexwolf:

paulyyyd-666:

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!




Ohmuhgawd.

mizzjade:

werexwolf:

paulyyyd-666:

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

Ohmuhgawd.

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

the anime you asked for (with the "how tumblr should thread anon haters) is Binbougami ga! You're welcome. :3

Ahh thank you!

I was looking at the photoset for ages because those three girls were putting on makeup and one of them looked like they were eating the makeup puff and it was a rice ball thing woop

I will make a note of it so I can look it up instead of doing exam revision :)

deoxyribolauren:

blacksmokeistheanswer:

deoxyribolauren:

I now have twitter and will probably be the most boring person ever but I may occasionally be hilarious, and also ask for fashion advice, so it could be worth it..

@uhhlaurenmary

What

I’m sorry I need to practice before taking over the badminton twitter so I just got one

IT KEEPS TELLING ME TO FOLLOW ELI SAETNAN AHHHH

#GRATTANWATCH